T wo vernacular phrases in Akwa Ibom – ono owo nkpo and isinoho owo nkpo – have been trending recently in the petrodollar-rich state to a point that those who do not understand the native language could know their meanings. The former means “the one that gives” while the latter, an antonym of the former, refers to “the one that does not give”. Though informally, the expression has become parameter, to distinguishing between those to reckon with and those unworthy to count on, particularly in political calculation in the state. From account of the narrators, the givers are those in the political class that use the spoils of their offices to “turn boys into men”, and, to be fair to gender sensitivity, “turn girls into women”. The names of the acclaimed givers are also mentioned with grandiloquent appellation such as, “Final Obongowo”, “Oba”, “Mother Theresa”, “Uncommon transformer”, among other superlatively flattered sobriquets. The mind-set that gives rise to the ...